coolguys welcome you

now that you're done muttering "what the fuck is up with the koala bear what is this shit" after reading the new adventures of old joe diabetes you can turn your mind to our newest choose-your-own-adventure/goosebumps story. it's called brolysses and our expensive market research told us it would best appeal to amateur strongmen and people who wanted to be rock'n'roll detectives in the 1990s but never had the guts to pursue their dream. but we think it will appeal to you too. and koalas and kangaroo death-kicks. that's still what we walk around the coolguys office chanting over and over like its a goddamned mantra.

sergiocornaga poet
max makes dumb comics
liam used to be in china
halpenny games some old game company we bought
great theft auto the story of a game
coolmann traffic detective
time printer tales from beyond
space university musings on becoming a space fetus
sir bumfrey williger sequential graphic metafiction
facebook rock'n'roll detectives